SNOWFLAKE students stuck their oar in after a university rowing club ranked members’ abilities by comparing them to willies. One struggler was dubbed “Mr Floppy”, while the top performer was named “Morning Wood”. Oxford Brookes University launched an investigation into its boat club after complaints over the use of comic names. Rowers were placed into categories which were also given names such as “The Semis” and “Rock Hard”. Woke students were even more furious after discovering rowers’ names had a column with recommendations, including calls to “toughen up”. One message on the sheet read: “Watching you row is like watching paint dry.” READ MORE ON UNIVERSITIES HISTORIC DAY OUT Eight things to do in England’s historic university town of Oxford UNI FEAR Fury as woke uni warns biology students may get upset by images of human body Another had the suggestion: “Put the pies down.” After the willy-related names and the messages were revealed, a leaked WhatsApp group chat showed a senior member of the coaching staff called for the mole to own up. But an Oxford Brookes spokesman said: “The material that has been circulated online has appalled us. “We are taking the concerns that have been raised about coaching practices at Oxford Brookes University Boat Club extremely seriously, and we are working with British Rowing to investigate and address those concerns. Most read in The Sun HIT AND RUN Car 'deliberately' ploughs into fans outside Premier League stadium after match PHIL THE HEAT Latest on Philippe Clement's future at Rangers amid swirling sack rumours TRAGIC FIND Body found on Scots island in search for missing woman, 28, as family informed REST EASY Andy Murray flooded with messages as he shares heart-breaking family update “We are writing to members of the boat club to provide support and encourage them to come forward and report any concerns they may have to the university.” British Rowing said: “British Rowing is aware of concerns being raised about coaching practices at Oxford Brookes University Boat Club. “We’re working with the club and university to understand and address the concerns. “Creating a safe and respectful environment for everyone in the rowing community is our priority.” The club is renowned for producing Olympic gold medal-winning rowers and world champions. We should tell woke uni students to grow a pair, but they’d burst into tears & call the cops, says Piers Morgan 1 Students complained after a university rowing club ranked members’ abilities by comparing them to willies (stock picture)NFL star weighs in on Luigi Mangione arrest with shocking social media post
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